MISC

Knock Knock Jokes


Knock knock

Who’s there?

Ya

Ya who?

Yaaaahooooooo


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry up, it’s cold out here!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

A herd.

A herd who?

A herd you were home, so I came over!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Adore.

Adore who?

Adore is between us. Open up!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Otto.

Otto who?

Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

King Tut.

King Tut who?

King Tut-key fried chicken!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in it’s cold out here.


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Noah.

Noah who?

Noah good place we can get something to eat?


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Robin.

Robin who?

Robin the piggy bank again.


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!