Q: Hey, have you seen that movie Frozen?
A: Yeah (because of course they have)
Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she’ll just let it go.
Q: What did the barber say to the bee?
A: Would you like a buzz cut?
Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A: A pork chop
Q: What flower do you wear on your face?
Q: Where do pirates like to eat?
Q: What’s the difference between a teachers and a train?
A: A teacher tells you to spit out your gum, while the train says “CHEW CHEW!”
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: It was feeling crummy
Q: What do you call a cow on a trampoline?
A: A milk shake
Q: What do you get when you mix a frog and a rabbit?
A: A bunny ribbit
Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?
A: Boo berries
Q: What is a kitten’s favorite color?
A: Purrrrrr ple
Q: What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a radio?
A: Cool music
Q: Why do golfers wear two pairs of pant?
A: In case they get a hole in one.
Q: What do cats eat for breakfast?
A: Mice crispies