Preschool Jokes

Q: Hey, have you seen that movie Frozen?

A: Yeah (because of course they have)

Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

A: Because she’ll just let it go.

Q: What did the barber say to the bee?

A: Would you like a buzz cut?

Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A: A pork chop

Q: What flower do you wear on your face?

A: Tulips

Q: Where do pirates like to eat?


Q: What’s the difference between a teachers and a train?

A: A teacher tells you to spit out your gum, while the train says “CHEW CHEW!”

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A: A gummy bear

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

A: It was feeling crummy

Q: What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A: A milk shake

Q: What do you get when you mix a frog and a rabbit?

A: A bunny ribbit

Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?

A: Boo berries

Q: What is a kitten’s favorite color?

A: Purrrrrr ple

Q: What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a radio?

A: Cool music

Q: Why do golfers wear two pairs of pant?

A: In case they get a hole in one.

Q: What do cats eat for breakfast?

A: Mice crispies